Simply Exultate

Thou shalt enroll thy children in the public school system

Don’t even think of home schooling or a private school. You just trust me to educate your children the way I think best. The public school system is packed full of my agents. We’ve already thrown the Bible, the Ten Commandments and prayer out of the schools. Now we’re having the time of our life! We’ll teach your kids that they have evolved from animals so they’ll feel no obligation to honor and obey their true Creator. Then we’ll let them dress any way they choose while teaching them all about sex. We’ll even have a few dances each year so they can rub their bodies together while listening and dancing to the most ungodly music the world has ever known. With a little luck, your kids will have their own kids before finishing high school, which just means more day care prospects for me! Don’t you just love my system?!!!!